why can't i play it? i'm on a windows laptop when i follow the instructions i keep trying and trying, but it keeps saying "your trying to download a app that's not microsoft verified" can you help me? :'(
pls add captions for us deafies i cant understand what the phone guy is saying and there is no option for captions?????????????? also pls ignore that i spelled my username wrong do you know how to chqange it help....... also pls give option to mute phone guy he is annoying thx (i am not fully deaf can still hear hm)!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you make one for Chromebook plz. I've been wanting to play this game for so long and now when I finally was able to find it it says only for Macs, and Microsoft. Please I'm Beggin.
A very simple but pretty good game! Though there are some missed potential...
I feel like Five Nights with Presidents is a better title considering that Biden plays a very little role in the game.
How the lights worked was weird at first but i got used to it.
The gameplay is fine, though very easy if you understand what's going on. And there is no overlay with any character, Obama is 1st floor, Trump is 2nd, and Biden has his own room. So if there were some characters that had the same mechanic or even just went into the same rooms, it would feel more natural and would probably be harder.
The only exception to this is Putin, who is the only character that uses multiple mechanics, BUT he is the only one active on night 5! SO IT CANCELS ITSELF OUT! They could've had a night 6, which has all 4, but no.
Other missed things with Putin:
no power out thing like Biden
not in custom night (how is he not in custom night?)
Also, he doesn't have Biden's mechanic, which makes sense at first but Putin does go in Biden's room. What could've been done is when he goes in that room, there's a timer that needs to be wound up, so you have to check the room.
The WORST thing about this game however, is that nights 1-4 are THE EXACT SAME. And since the game is fairly easy, it gets VERY repetitive. It plays into the thing I said earlier about this game's NEED of more characters
BEGINNER'S GUIDE
Biden: Do you know how the puppet works from fnaf 2? Good.
Obama: There's an audio cue that plays right before he goes to your doors, if you hear it look to the two cameras closest to your doors. Once he leaves the camera he IS at your door. After he's stayed at the door for long enough, another audio cue will play, after so you can open the door.
Trump: If you see the red censor, check the basement and shock him.
Putin: Same as Obama and Trump but harder. one of the audio cues that lets you know if he's close to the door is VERY subtle and is really easy to miss. Putin can attack MULTIPLE generators at the same, using more power. Also, Putin does NOT wait to kill you if the power is off, he'll just kill you.
Thank you for blessing me with this absolute masterpiece of a video game. This forever changed my view on American politics and life itself. 10/10 game.
The game is really fun, but damn, the power drain is still too fast, if you close the door and if Trump comes, it's literally impossible honestly, but the setup is fun tho
This was the scariest game I ever played. Sleepy Joe kept me nervous constantly making me check on him to make sure his record player was always topped up. I thought Trump would be easy to handle, but you gotta zap him before the warning light comes on, or else you'll run out of power before the night ends. Checking on him became my top priority and sometimes I would flick through all the cameras to find where he is. Obama was easy to handle because I could tell where he was by the sound cue.
No spoilers, but the fifth night was extremely hard!! I ran out of power every attempt except the winning one. The plot twist was amazing though!
The thing I loved the most were those lore building cutscenes I played between each night. It was like an open map adventure! Maybe if I do something different next time I can get a different ending!
not bad at all, but night 1 and 2, they are pretty much boring ngl, and I feel like scrolling could use some work a bit, anyway I wonder if there will be a second game later?
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how many nights can you survive without being molested
sleepy joe wants to sleep with me
no "Beware of preditor" symbols
SODA
IM PISSING MY PANTS
I need help with the MAC OS version that I downloaded and can't open.
i beat the entire game and i'm bored of it, can u pls make fnab 2?
i beat the secret ending, the game, 3/ultimate mode, all on my FIRST TRY
will there be FNAB 2
@DatGameDevoloper Thanks man! my windows 11 was in "S mode" now i can get it :)
why can't i play it? i'm on a windows laptop when i follow the instructions i keep trying and trying, but it keeps saying "your trying to download a app that's not microsoft verified" can you help me? :'(
That's unfortunate to hear, you have to change one of your Windows settings to fix this.
This video explains how to do it, hopefully this works for you :DUPDATE: my computer was in safe mode so i couldn't play it
why can't i play it do i have to Unzip it?
Five night at Biden CHRISTMAS ???
lol
pls add captions for us deafies i cant understand what the phone guy is saying and there is no option for captions?????????????? also pls ignore that i spelled my username wrong do you know how to chqange it help....... also pls give option to mute phone guy he is annoying thx (i am not fully deaf can still hear hm)!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think the game is already fully finished either that or the captions/mute option are still in devolopment
Please its like crack i need you to make fnab 2
wtf
Can you make one for Chromebook plz. I've been wanting to play this game for so long and now when I finally was able to find it it says only for Macs, and Microsoft. Please I'm Beggin.
This game is fire, obv a little underdeveloped but the night 5 difficulty spike is great. Have yet to beat it but i think its great.
fuckn trash
lol
I can't start the game because when I open the programm it says ,,there isn't a programm to open this file". Im on MacBook btw.
You first have to unzip the file
This video explains how to do it
like how do i start to play it i have it downloded but i cant find out how to like play help?
im on windows
Thanks for downloading
first, unzip the downloaded file (see image)
After that click the .exe file (see image)
hope this helps :D
Funny Goated Game
Amazing
make a mobile version I want to play mobile
They should use Donalds mugshot in an update
Great game!
What are the easter eggs about in the cutscenes?
insane masterpiece sleepy joe very very cool obama likes michelle trump in basement ahahahahahah yay :3
nevermind
Can someone send me the discord server
Game Review and Beginner's Guide for FNAB
GAME REVIEW
A very simple but pretty good game! Though there are some missed potential...
I feel like Five Nights with Presidents is a better title considering that Biden plays a very little role in the game.
How the lights worked was weird at first but i got used to it.
The gameplay is fine, though very easy if you understand what's going on. And there is no overlay with any character, Obama is 1st floor, Trump is 2nd, and Biden has his own room. So if there were some characters that had the same mechanic or even just went into the same rooms, it would feel more natural and would probably be harder.
The only exception to this is Putin, who is the only character that uses multiple mechanics, BUT he is the only one active on night 5! SO IT CANCELS ITSELF OUT! They could've had a night 6, which has all 4, but no.
Other missed things with Putin:
no power out thing like Biden
not in custom night (how is he not in custom night?)
Also, he doesn't have Biden's mechanic, which makes sense at first but Putin does go in Biden's room. What could've been done is when he goes in that room, there's a timer that needs to be wound up, so you have to check the room.
The WORST thing about this game however, is that nights 1-4 are THE EXACT SAME. And since the game is fairly easy, it gets VERY repetitive. It plays into the thing I said earlier about this game's NEED of more characters
BEGINNER'S GUIDE
Biden: Do you know how the puppet works from fnaf 2? Good.
Obama: There's an audio cue that plays right before he goes to your doors, if you hear it look to the two cameras closest to your doors. Once he leaves the camera he IS at your door. After he's stayed at the door for long enough, another audio cue will play, after so you can open the door.
Trump: If you see the red censor, check the basement and shock him.
Putin: Same as Obama and Trump but harder. one of the audio cues that lets you know if he's close to the door is VERY subtle and is really easy to miss. Putin can attack MULTIPLE generators at the same, using more power. Also, Putin does NOT wait to kill you if the power is off, he'll just kill you.
Overall, pretty good! 7/10
Also the discord invite doesn't seem to work
It's fixed now, thanks for letting me know!
No problem!
Thank you for blessing me with this absolute masterpiece of a video game. This forever changed my view on American politics and life itself. 10/10 game.
The game is really fun, but damn, the power drain is still too fast, if you close the door and if Trump comes, it's literally impossible honestly, but the setup is fun tho
WARNING!!! Scariest game ever!!
This was the scariest game I ever played. Sleepy Joe kept me nervous constantly making me check on him to make sure his record player was always topped up. I thought Trump would be easy to handle, but you gotta zap him before the warning light comes on, or else you'll run out of power before the night ends. Checking on him became my top priority and sometimes I would flick through all the cameras to find where he is. Obama was easy to handle because I could tell where he was by the sound cue.
No spoilers, but the fifth night was extremely hard!! I ran out of power every attempt except the winning one. The plot twist was amazing though!
The thing I loved the most were those lore building cutscenes I played between each night. It was like an open map adventure! Maybe if I do something different next time I can get a different ending!
Think I'm going to Hell.. 😂
10/10
not bad at all, but night 1 and 2, they are pretty much boring ngl, and I feel like scrolling could use some work a bit, anyway I wonder if there will be a second game later?